I had some time to hit the mic tonight while the sauce was saucing. This was the result.
In the last episode, Maggie Tsu-Chen’s client is recovering, but now she has to deal with something worse than a bus full of I/O snakes: her boss. Part 4 of 11 is available for download now.
So, the President was in town yesterday, putting in an appearance at some supporter’s house in Beverly Hills. And, seeing how the residents of Beverly Hills are the bestest, most thoughtfully considerate people in the whole Universe, the hosts threw this ten-thousand-dollar-a-plate bash right around rush hour. Which meant that the LAPD, the Secret Service and the Homeland Security Sardaukar shut down the 405 so the motorcade could zip unimpeded into 90210.
For those of you not familiar with Los Angeles, cutting off the 405 is like sticking a machete into one’s jugular. Bad things happen.
If you didn’t watch The Colbert Report last night, you just don’t get it. The truthiness of the world is beyond your grasp. You know, but you don’t…feel. And if you can’t get your facts felt at you, who’s going to feel your truth? Or your balls?
Stephen Colbert will, of course, because he feels your truth. Right in his balls.
In the last episode, Maggie Tsu-Chen probed the seedy underbelly of Moscow’s bus system. Now she gets to deal with Inside’s medical system. Part 3 of 11 is available for download now.
Whoever ordered up today’s rain: thank you for leaving out The Stench. Los Angeles appreciates it.
In the last episode, Maggie Tsu-Chen combatted boredom and an inflexible zombie to get to her next (and, she hopes, last) client. Will she make her Number? Part 2 of 11 is available for download now.







