Tuesday July 31st 2007, 8:53 am
…but my life has now turned into a Nike commercial.
At least it’s got a good soundtrack.
I’m not sure when this happened…
A Special Note to All Recently Engaged Couples…
Monday July 30th 2007, 12:27 pm
If you’d like to retain the services of the Rev. A. for your non-denominational matrimonial needs, please note that from now on he will charge $200 per time zone of travel with an additional fifty gajillion dollars per screaming infant on the red-eye flight home.
“Thanks, Mr. Scoops!”
Saturday July 21st 2007, 12:11 pm
Thanks to Patton Oswalt, I now have two lovely phrases to motivate my ass to Get Shit Done:
1) rapestove - A creative project that must be done even if the end product is awful.
2) failure pile - Food that I know is not just unhealthy, but soul-crushingly unhealthy, yet I eat it anyway because I’m too lazy to get something proper.
You’ll have to listen to Patton’s Werewolves and Lollipops for explanations.
A brief exchange
Wednesday July 11th 2007, 8:27 am
JASON: So, maybe today’s update will be perfect and amazing and–
ADAM: [Shoots a withering glare that could strip the hide off a buffalo.]
JASON: See, that’s the difference. I see it as a shiny black box…
ADAM: …and I’m covered in black box juice.
Words I’m just going to have to get used to hearing for the next eight months…
Friday July 06th 2007, 3:49 pm
“Journey”
“Life-changing”
“Amazing”
“Chafe”
Two things from a Sunday afternoon
Sunday July 01st 2007, 6:57 pm
1) Despite eating a burrito and a taco before Ratatouille, I was still hungry. Brad Bird, you are the man.
2) I have now officially entered Ironman New Zealand. Holy crap.