Someone, some dastardly swine, has been decorating the executive suite with lead-based paint with a bit of mercury thrown in for extra texture. That’s the only explanation for this.
I’m trying to give you the benefit of the doubt, because it’s a new year and my feelings of charity and goodwill don’t run out until sometime around mid-March. Please look into it.
Love and kisses,
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