Thank you for stealing our No on Prop 8 lawn sign. I will now buy a new one, then make another mocking your assclownery. The more signs you steal, the more money I pony up to defeating this measure. Good job!
…I still feel that screaming into the void helps, especially around election time. If anything, it keeps my spleen intact.
So it should be no surprise that, as soon as one of those pay-to-play election guides darkening our doorstep, I’d get worked up, especially since it has the words VOTING GUIDE FOR DEMOCRATS across the top. Oh, yes, you shilling bastards, tell me how to vote. Tell me that Democrats should vote yes on that hateful sack of crap called Prop 8. Tell me to vote for Ted Winterer, the assclown whose pet ballot measure will undo LUCE. Please. Tell me more. Come closer, so you can tell me without raising your voice. That’s right. A little closer. Right within RAGE FANG DISTANCE, YOU MORONS.
All better. Time for yoga and pizza and giving $10 to the No on 8 people.
42Blips is a new site, a Digg for nerdity. And my new story, “The Right People,” is up there, waiting for your votes. If you’re a member, please vote it up. If you’re not a member, please join and vote it up. And if you’re a pony, then you just run around and do your thing.
Chad Orzel is trying to raise money for science teachers across America. As a former physics student, I can get behind that. Please consider dropping a ducat in his bucket.