1) Keep Terry McAullife, Donna Brazille, James Carville, Paul Begala and Bob Shrum (especially him) the hell away from the leadership of the Democratic Party. We thank you for your service in the past, but it’s time to go. We’ll call you, right after we take care of the next step.
2) Get a unified message of what it means to be a Democrat. Don’t be Republican lite, don’t be contemptuous, don’t be be equivocating. Come up with the message, and fucking stick to it.
3) Don’t forget: turn the compost pile this weekend.

(‘Cause life goes on, you know?)