1) Produce twelve short stories, three per quarter.
2) Get at least two of ’em published.
3) Make myself so invaluable at work that they shower me with coupons for sushi and scented handkerchiefs.
4) Be sexy.
5) Figure out how to inflict Irritable Bowel Syndrome on the jackholes who keep trying to lay down comment spam on this site.
6) Get my leg back up to snuff so I can start putting on some serious miles on the bike.
7) Avoid unmoderated, troll-laden weblogs that do nothing but make me angry at the trolls, the hosts and everyone involved.
8) Grow the best goddamn tomatoes around.
9) Keep better contact with the world.
10) Be even sexier.

Other people’s resolutions.