Sandra Oh and Bill Pullman as Gene’s parents
Burnsie as Ms. Derosa (she’d get the voice and mannerisms down pat)
William Petersen as the Principal (’cause I think, deep down, he’d want to show his comedic side. All while wearing a fat suit and lots of horrific makeup, of course)
Complete unknowns as the kids
Music by Ben Folds
People to keep away: Ashton Kutcher, that dude who played Stifler, the cast of the OC.