Instructions: “This is a list of the 50 most significant science fiction/fantasy novels, 1953-2002, according to the Science Fiction Book Club. Bold the ones you’ve read, strike-out the ones you hated, italicize those you started but never finished, and put an asterisk beside the ones you loved.”

And so:

1.The Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien*
2.The Foundation Trilogy, Isaac Asimov (only read the first book)
3.Dune, Frank Herbert
4.Stranger in a Strange Land, Robert A. Heinlein
5.A Wizard of Earthsea, Ursula K. Le Guin
6.Neuromancer, William Gibson
7.Childhood’s End, Arthur C. Clarke
8.Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Philip K. Dick
9.The Mists of Avalon, Marion Zimmer Bradley
10.Fahrenheit 451, Ray Bradbury
11.The Book of the New Sun, Gene Wolfe
12.A Canticle for Leibowitz, Walter M. Miller, Jr.
13.The Caves of Steel, Isaac Asimov
14.Children of the Atom, Wilmar Shiras
15.Cities in Flight, James Blish
16.The Colour of Magic, Terry Pratchett*
17.Dangerous Visions, edited by Harlan Ellison
18.Deathbird Stories, Harlan Ellison
19.The Demolished Man, Alfred Bester
20.Dhalgren, Samuel R. Delany
21.Dragonflight, Anne McCaffrey
22.Ender’s Game, Orson Scott Card
23.The First Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever, Stephen R. Donaldson
24.The Forever War, Joe Haldeman
25.Gateway, Frederik Pohl
26.Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, J.K. Rowling
27.The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams*
28.I Am Legend, Richard Matheson
29.Interview with the Vampire, Anne Rice
30.The Left Hand of Darkness, Ursula K. Le Guin
31.Little, Big, John Crowley
32.Lord of Light, Roger Zelazny
33.The Man in the High Castle, Philip K. Dick
34.Mission of Gravity, Hal Clement
35.More Than Human, Theodore Sturgeon
36.The Rediscovery of Man, Cordwainer Smith
37.On the Beach, Nevil Shute
38.Rendezvous with Rama, Arthur C. Clarke
39.Ringworld, Larry Niven
40.Rogue Moon, Algis Budrys
41.The Silmarillion, J.R.R. Tolkien
42.Slaughterhouse-5, Kurt Vonnegut*
43.Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson*
44.Stand on Zanzibar, John Brunner
45.The Stars My Destination, Alfred Bester*
46.Starship Troopers, Robert A. Heinlein*
47.Stormbringer, Michael Moorcock
48.The Sword of Shannara, Terry Brooks
49.Timescape, Gregory Benford
50.To Your Scattered Bodies Go, Philip Jose Farmer

Jebus, but I’m a poorly read swine.