If you’d like to retain the services of the Rev. A. for your non-denominational matrimonial needs, please note that from now on he will charge $200 per time zone of travel with an additional fifty gajillion dollars per screaming infant on the red-eye flight home.

2 thoughts on “A Special Note to All Recently Engaged Couples…

  1. Here’s the $64 question – do you ever dress up like Elvis? If not, how much extra would that be? My lovely wife and I have discussed renewing our vows in Vegas with an Elvis impersonator and a chartered bus load of friends, and we’d just like to know.

  2. Hey, you cover the bus fare and hotel, and I will give you the best Elvis I’ve got.

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