First, as of Saturday, June 21, 2014, I am now a member of the board of the Wilshire Montana Neighborhood Association. I look forward to getting sued over this.

Second, I am volunteering for two different city council campaigns in two different cities. In Costa Mesa, where I grew up, I’m helping Jay Humphrey get re-elected. In Santa Monica, where I live now, I’m helping Richard McKinnon get elected. Both have the experience and temperament to help their respective cities thrive in the upcoming weirdness that is the Mid-Twenty-First Century, and I hope you’ll check out their campaigns and give them your time, money, and votes.

Third, I have yet to find a taqueria that will support me in my endeavors, but I’m totally open to talks, people.

That is all.