If there’s anything that goes wrong with today, I’m going to chalk it up to bureaucratic stupidity more than dirty tricks. Not that I think there are devious political operatives who are going to get the dead to vote or keep people from voting. I’m sure they’ll be out in force today. But I don’t think they can match the sheer magnitude of a bureaucracy’s fuck-ups.

If you have problems with voting, call 1-866-MYVOTE1.
If you need immediate legal assistance, call 1-866-OUR-VOTE.

If you need me, I’ll be here, working and writing and making chili and cornbread.