So, my brother has moved down here, and part of his new gig is a company car. This means he is now leasing his car to me. After almost four months of taking the bus to work, I’m going to become another solo-driving jackass. On the one hand, I no […]
Lost is good television. Yes, it’s got a formula, and those hurlting-trombones-down-the-staircase riff the show uses right before cutting to commercial is just on the safe side from annoying, but I don’t wish for the characters to get eaten by wandering monsters. I keep watching the show and asking myself: […]
Sweet! My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sibling Jackhammer of Patience. Get yours.
Holy pants, but I can see the end in sight for “Making Twenty,” a story about career counseling and transhumanism. I think it’s got two cool things going for it: 1) It’s going to clock in under 13K, which means if I can trim it to 10K, it’ll be a […]
Sandra Oh and Bill Pullman as Gene’s parents Burnsie as Ms. Derosa (she’d get the voice and mannerisms down pat) William Petersen as the Principal (’cause I think, deep down, he’d want to show his comedic side. All while wearing a fat suit and lots of horrific makeup, of course) […]