1) It is vital to put all self-consciousness into a locked shelf before pressing the play button. If, at any point during your gyrations, your self-consciousness tries to make a break for it, you will not have an enjoyable dance experience. You will, in fact, feel restrained, even shamed, to […]
From Anthony Robinson (who is a bad, bad man): 1)Really…what inspired the flaming four foot phallus? Damned if I know. I wrote the majority of The Right People on the bus to and from Nissan, and, while we did rumble past the strip club on Century and Aviation (the one […]
That’s it. I want the future to be here, right the hell now, and I want to start with robot limbs. In particular, robot gardening limbs. I want legs that will double as rototillers. I want to put on a pair of legs, one of which is a shovel while […]
…I’d like to inform everyone in the world that if I ever catch you misusing the word “literally” in an attempt to make yourself sound more intelligent, I will give you an on-the-spot demonstration of its proper use by literally kicking your ass. Repeatedly. Same goes with anyone who says […]
While thinking about the novel version of “The Kite,” I’ve been listening to AM talk radio. I do this every now and then because it revolts and fascinates me; it’s the same feeling I get thinking about cows with portholes in their sides. On the one hand, look at that […]
If you haven’t seen Rian Johnson’s Brick, do yourself a favor and go. It’s the first movie I’ve seen in a while that was worth every penny of admission. Go. Now.
That’s my new motto for the rest of my life: suck it up and get it done. Doesn’t matter if it’s writing, training, pulling weeds: suck it up and get it done. And, if you’ll excuse me, I have some things to get done.