…I’d like to inform everyone in the world that if I ever catch you misusing the word “literally” in an attempt to make yourself sound more intelligent, I will give you an on-the-spot demonstration of its proper use by literally kicking your ass. Repeatedly.

Same goes with anyone who says “utilize” or “at this point in time” when they mean “use” or “now,” respectively. I will literally kick your ass, and, just so you know, I wear Doc Martens. You’ll know that by the distinctive tread pattern they will have left on the seat of your pants.