SCENE: Last night’s quickie marriage ceremony at a sushi joint on the Strip. All appropriate parties has signed the certificate. Journey is playing in the background. THE REV A. (singing badly): And now I cooooooooooooooooome to yoooooooooooooooooou, with ooooooooooooooopen aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarms… THE GROOM: Gah, this is not going to play at […]
…are “Vista” and “Linden.” Usage: “Argh! This Vista car won’t start!” “Get this Linden off my desk!” “Who the Linden Vista came in here and turned my productive work environment into a mess of failed logins and security popups?” “The problem with the future is that our technology is dependent […]
I write because I have to. Plain and simple. That little voice in the back of my head, the one that the people on TV say I should take a pill to alleviate but that I know for a fact is my muse, Murray, banging away from his subconscious basement […]
I expect some yak paraphernalia from Mongolia. Walk safe.