SCENE: Last night’s quickie marriage ceremony at a sushi joint on the Strip. All appropriate parties has signed the certificate. Journey is playing in the background.
THE REV A. (singing badly): And now I cooooooooooooooooome to yoooooooooooooooooou, with ooooooooooooooopen aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarms…
THE GROOM: Gah, this is not going to play at my wedding.
THE REV A.: Too late!
THE GROOM: …ah, fuck! You’re right!