Thanks to Patton Oswalt, I now have two lovely phrases to motivate my ass to Get Shit Done:

1) rapestove – A creative project that must be done even if the end product is awful.
2) failure pile – Food that I know is not just unhealthy, but soul-crushingly unhealthy, yet I eat it anyway because I’m too lazy to get something proper.

You’ll have to listen to Patton’s Werewolves and Lollipops for explanations.