Some milestones, for your consideration:

Grace’s tooth count: five, with number six announcing itself at four in the morning with a wailing we haven’t heard since tooth number three. I am not looking forward to the arrival of her molars.

Time it takes Grace to crawl from one end of the house to the other: about thirty seconds, provided she doesn’t get distracted en route.

Solid foods Grace now eats: peas, green beans, chicken, carne asada, rice, salmon, furikake, sweet potato, yam, squash, carrots.

Word count on the novel revision: 15,344.

Word count I was supposed to hit by today: 90,000.

Chances of making that by the end of the day: Ha. Ha. Ha.

Cost of back waxing: forty bucks, apparently.

Video will be forthcoming. Happy November.